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Punching Day: Steven Seagal's World of Warships ๐ŸŒญ

Steven Seagal has done a number of hasty, ill-advised commercials that were not a good match for his brand, ...

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Learning Day: How To Be Cool ๐ŸŒญ


Godless nerds, listen: for only $7.99 you can own a book containing all the secrets of being cool...

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Upsetting Day: Dog Police ๐ŸŒญ

Hello, I am here to talk to you about the music video for the song Dog Police by the band Dog Police off the...

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Fucking Day: Linnea Quiqley's Horror Workout ๐ŸŒญ

Workout videos are known for often over-promising results, but when Linnea Quigley's workout video warns tha...

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Nerding Day: ThunderCats Live! ๐ŸŒญ

In the 1980s, when spirits were almost as high as TV executives, every stupid concept got its own cartoon, f...

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Punching Day: The Penetrator ๐ŸŒญ

There's a popular book series called THE PENETRATOR, who is sort of like if the Scottsdale police tried to m...

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Learning Day: Terminal Madness ๐ŸŒญ

Terminal Madness was a mini-documentary about computers released in 1980, when basically nobody car...

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Upsetting Day: Beanie Baby Stories ๐ŸŒญ

From a certain point of view, Beanie Babyยฎ Stories is a book filled with "Heartwarming stories...

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Fucking Day: Angela Lansbury's Positive Moves ๐ŸŒญ

Recently I, like so many others, had my high contact workout routine interrupted by COVID-19. I used to get ...

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Nerding Day: The Mighty Foes of Iron Fist ๐ŸŒญ

The Netflix show Iron Fist was about a billionaire kung fu master who did mostly stupid, boring things and couldn't fight for shit. This wasn't exactly a faithful adaptation of the comic book wh...

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Punching Day: True Crime Magazine Ads ๐ŸŒญ

Men! Manly Men! Now that I have your attention, ladies and Macho Men interested in ...

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Learning Day: How to Dominate Women ๐ŸŒญ

Today on Learning Day, we're looking at a book called How to Dominate Women. Regular 1900hotdoggers...

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Not Upsetting Day: The Podcast Launch! ๐ŸŒญ

Heads up, Hot Dog enthusiasts: Weโ€™ve got big news! Today is not Upsetting Day! We schedul...

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Fucking Day: The Hunk Boat? ๐ŸŒญ

Pick two words to describe yourself. Ha, I can do it in three: THE HUNK BOAT.

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Nerding Day: Symphogear ๐ŸŒญ

I wish I could have friends who love me more than they love schoolwork and boys put together. I wish I could...

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Punching Day: My Life's Fight ๐ŸŒญ


In the 1900hotdog library, there are countless books made up of total bullshit, sometime...

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Learning Day: How To Manifest Your Desires ๐ŸŒญ

I want a lot of things: safety and security for my family, a fulfilling and rewarding career, an enormous an...

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Ceto's New Friends ๐ŸŒญ

Fuck this nightmare book. Hi, I'm the Internet's Seanbaby, handsome humorist from beloved comedy website View Post

Fucking Day: The Chermen ๐ŸŒญ

An โ€œAll-Cher production of Westside Storyโ€ seems like one of those thin Saturday Night Live...

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Nerding Day: Birdman Theatre, Episode 0001 ๐ŸŒญ


In 1967, Birdman debuted on Saturday morning TV. He was powered by the sun, written by c...

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Punching Day: Exiles ๐ŸŒญ

Malibu Comics was a short-lived imprint in the 1990s that acted as a sort of comic book Drain Trap -- a stag...

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Learning Day: How to Be a Way Cool Grandfather ๐ŸŒญ

"Rad, Dad, that's bad!" my 10-year-old grandson exclaimed. Those are the opening words to 1...

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Upsetting Day: Damsel Fetish ๐ŸŒญ

I delve into troublesome YouTube channels like dwarves dig into the accursed earth. Itโ€™s not a matter of <...

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Fucking Day: How to Solve Your Sex Problems With Self-Hypnosis ๐ŸŒญ

Some time before The Secret but after Giving an Innocent Child's Blood to Aruk, sorcerers intereste...

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Nerding Day: SuperBook ๐ŸŒญ

When I first moved out on my own, I was so poor I couldnโ€™t afford both cable TV and Pabst. It was clear th...

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Punching Day: How to Protect Yourself & Survive ๐ŸŒญ


In 1979, the streets feared only one thing: author Sidney Filson. She wrote HOW TO PROTECT YO...

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Learning Day: Jack Horkheimer - Star Hustler ๐ŸŒญ

Jack Horkheimer: Star Hustler was a PBS mini-show about amateur stargazing, and not an obscenely po...

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Reflecting Day: Meet Our New Conservative Mormon Content Strategist ๐ŸŒญ

Greetings 1900HOTDOG,

My name is Topper Goodmeadow, and I have been the Assistant Content Strategist f...

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Upsetting Day: Death Wish 3 ๐ŸŒญ


The Most Important Sequence In Cinema History?

If asked to name the most important sequence in cinema history, most scholars fall back on the old standbys: That part in ...

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Fucking Day: The Dirt Bike Kid ๐ŸŒญ

Good morning. I have come to you today with a simple task, unadorned by superfluous arguments and tangential...

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