Nerding Day: The Easy 40 Step Method to Cube Dominance ๐ญ
For this Nerding Day, I was looking through one of many books on Rubik's Cube solutions I own. They have the...
2020-07-01 15:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
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Punching Day: Road to Sturgis ๐ญ
Ever since our first Teamworking Day, I have been a haunted man. I have not been whole. Some portion of my t...
2020-06-30 15:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
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Upsetting Day: Saved by the Bell Reboot ๐ญ
2:38AM
I woke up in the middle of the night feeling hollow and hungry. My stomach rum...
2020-06-26 15:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
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Nerding Day: Pat and Julian - Power Nerds ๐ญ
Database was a 1984 series about the fascinating world of computers years before computers were any...
2020-06-24 15:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostPunching Day: Man Comics Presents... Pouch Hopfucker! ๐ญ
From the shattered remains of an era where narrative arcs were punches and punches were men! Ladies, your lo...
2020-06-23 15:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
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Teamworking Day: Amazing-Man Comics ๐ญ
Amazing-Man didnโt show up to his own comic until Amazing-Man Comics #5, bu...
2020-06-20 15:01:03 +0000 UTC View PostUpsetting Day: Cheaters Always Prosper ๐ญ
There are few books more despicable than the one I'm showing you today. I have a wall of books on how to mur...
2020-06-19 15:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostFucking Day: SuperVan ๐ญ
In the 1970s people realized, for the very first time, that you could fuck in a van. It changed the world. I...
2020-06-18 15:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostNerding Day: Donkey Kong Ripoffs ๐ญ
The idea of a man climbing a construction site to rescue a woman from a gorilla seems like it sho...
2020-06-17 15:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostPunching Day: Fisto's Forest ๐ญ
He-Man and the Masters of the Universe was a cartoon about a useless dipshit with a terrible haircu...
2020-06-16 15:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostLearning Day: TRAINS! TRAINS! TRAINS! ๐ญ
You're in for a great Learning Day, hot dog gang! Because we're going to learn about all the type...
2020-06-15 15:32:18 +0000 UTC View PostUpsetting Day: Thief in the Night ๐ญ
Some of you didnโt grow up thinking your neighbors were secret anti-Christians planning to chop off your head in the town square, and it shows.
I 100% believed that as a child, mostly ...
2020-06-12 15:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostFucking Day: Carmen Electra's Naked Women's Wrestling League ๐ญ
Sometimes you can try to be too many things for too many people, and I'm of course talking about Carmen Electra's Naked Women's Wrestling League.
2020-06-11 15:00:02 +0000 UTC
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Punching Day: THE 100 DEADLIEST KARATE MOVES ๐ญ
The book is called THE 100 DEADLIEST KARATE MOVES, and it's barely more than your lowest expectatio...
2020-06-09 15:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
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Upsetting Day: Children Are No Match For Fire ๐ญ
Hi, 1-900-Hotdoggers! Let's open this fire safety book called "Children Are No Match For Fire" and ...
2020-06-05 15:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
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Nerding Day: Play the Ass Game ๐ญ
Like most people, I studiously read every webpage I see, knowing that if a person - a craftsman - s...
2020-06-03 15:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
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Learning Day: Alien Abduction Survival Guide ๐ญ
Most survival guides are written by the insane or people so much more awesome than the reader the...
2020-06-01 15:01:03 +0000 UTC View PostUpsetting Day: Darktown Strutters Cursed Images ๐ญ
Welcome to the second installment of my bold experimental take on Darktown Strutters, a movie. Just...
2020-05-29 15:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostFucking Day: Exercising the Penis ๐ญ
I'm going to tell you the same thing I should tell you at the start of every article: you are about to have ...
2020-05-28 15:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostNerding Day: Darktown Strutters Gangs ๐ญ
Darktown Strutters is... I hesitate to even call it a movie, since that seems so reductive of the e...
2020-05-27 15:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostPunching Day: Bolo Yeung's Opus Of Mediocrity ๐ญ
As a tastemaking 1-900-HOTDOG reader, you already know most of our articles are about artifacts covered in t...
2020-05-26 15:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostLearning Day: How To Avoid Attention ๐ญ
WikiHow is a resource site for people so utterly lost in life that they donโt even know how to ask for dir...
2020-05-25 15:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostReflecting Day: Become the ManLoaf ๐ญ
Welcome all to this, our monthly day of reflection. It is the only day where contemplation of the self is al...
2020-05-23 15:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
