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Learning Day: How To Make Trippy Music ๐ŸŒญ

If thereโ€™s one group you never want to make an instructional video for, itโ€™s the cool kids. I know all y...

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Teamworking Day: The Gorgeous Guys of Gaming ๐ŸŒญ

Video games have been dominated by the male gaze since their inception. Back in the '90s, when our pixel tec...

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Upsetting Day: HOW TO UNDERSTAND AND ACCEPT YOUR GAY SON ๐ŸŒญ

If you don't understand or accept your gay son, you're probably not used to good news, but I have some: ther...

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Fucking Day: Cracked Slashfic ๐ŸŒญ

On the path to fame you will take many small steps. Long before you puke pure cocaine onto your own star on ...

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Nerding Day: Captain America vs. The Bullshit Robot ๐ŸŒญ

Over the decades, the character of Captain America has been imagined nearly five different ways-- werewolf, ...

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Punching Day: Combat Simulation Suits ๐ŸŒญ

I enjoy fighting, but I do not enjoy being fought. Ideally, I would like to attack people from inside the sa...

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Learning Day: Practical Guide to Ear Candling ๐ŸŒญ


Ear candling is precisely, exactly what it sounds like without any caveats. It's an activity a th...

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Upsetting Day: ASMR Roleplay ๐ŸŒญ

You know what ASMR is: softcore porn for audiophile Quakers. โ€œItโ€™s not sexual,โ€ every ASMR fan tells y...

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Fucking Day: 269 Amazing Sex Games ๐ŸŒญ

Like all sex books, 269 Amazing Sex Games has to make some pretty wild guesses where your kink zone starts a...

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Nerding Day: The Kids Guide To The Internet ๐ŸŒญ

It seems like the internet has always been a part of our life: Our untrustworthy informant, our shameful lov...

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Punching Day: Martial Dance ๐ŸŒญ


Chaz Wilson combined dance with fighting in a way deadlier and sexier than it sounds. His fluid, ...

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Learning Day: UFO Strangers Coloring Book ๐ŸŒญ

The 1970s were worried about a lot of things: smog, the fragile afro integrity of the average white man, tha...

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Reflecting Day: A Look Back At Our First Month ๐ŸŒญ

It has been an entire month since you switched your diet to 100% Hot Dog. Your toilet is in ruins, you have ...

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Upsetting Day: Will.i.am's Entertainment Tonight Theme Song Remix ๐ŸŒญ

Art is subjective and fluid. It's transformed by intent, viewer, and hindsight. So when someone says, "That'...

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Fucking Day: How to Hide an Erection ๐ŸŒญ

Be calm. Maintain your vigil. Show no signs of external panic, or your life is forfeit. Be very still and gi...

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Nerding Day: Shaq Fu (The Novelization) ๐ŸŒญ

In 1994, EA published Shaq Fu, a terrible fighting game about Shaquille O'Neal traveling to another...

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Punching Day: Hulk Hogan's Rock 'N' Wrestling Sketches ๐ŸŒญ

There was a magical time in the 1980s where television executives knew two things, and two things only: โ€œC...

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Learning Day: Develop Your Child's Psychic Abilities ๐ŸŒญ

You've seen them everywhere: adult psychics. They bend our local spoons and hide messages in our worst cooki...

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Upsetting Day: You Wouldn't Want to be a Sailor on a 19th Century Whaling Vessel! ๐ŸŒญ

Not every Upsetting Day will be about accursed childrenโ€™s books, but a lot of them will be, since nobody h...

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Fucking Day: Romantic Essentials ๐ŸŒญ

During my distinguished career at Cracked.com, I wrote several articles questioning the romantic competence ...

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Nerding Day: Revolutionary Girl Utena ๐ŸŒญ

Sean has promised me that this wonโ€™t be one of our public columns, so I feel safe admitti...

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Punching Day: D.D. Crew ๐ŸŒญ

Technically, by editorial mandate, arcade games fall under the umbrella of NERDING DAY. But you know who nev...

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Learning Day: What Happened to Fingerboarding? ๐ŸŒญ

I remember the first time I truly understood that there is injustice in this world. It was when I learned ab...

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Teamworking Day: Baskin ๐ŸŒญ

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Upsetting Day: A Doris Sanford Special Feature ๐ŸŒญ

Doris Sanford wrote illustrated children's books for every conceivable trauma a child might go through. She ...

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Fucking Day: Kemono Michi - Rise Up ๐ŸŒญ

When I plugged the synopsis of Kemono Michi: Rise Up into the Weiner 2600 -- the machine that decid...

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Nerding Day: Star Roars ๐ŸŒญ

In 2002, three years on the heels of Star Wars prequel mania, nutty cutup John Byr...

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Punching Day: Double Dragon - The Movie ๐ŸŒญ

The Double Dragon series left an indelible impression on me as a child, mostly because this is the ...

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Learning Day: How to Spot Counterfeit Beanie Babies ๐ŸŒญ

2020-03-09 14:02:00 +0000 UTC View Post

Upsetting Day: My Little Pony Fanfiction - Cupcakes ๐ŸŒญ

When our generous, wise, only slightly acidic sponsors over at PoxCo (Spread the Pox!โ„ข) first assigned me ...

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