The Wampire
Added 2020-09-07 17:49:02 +0000 UTC3yo poops in loo and inspects it through his legs.
3yo: I fink it looks like a wampire!
3yo: NNURGH!
*PLOP*
3yo: I just pooped on the wampire! Now e's dead.
(I can confirm it did somehow look like a vampire)
